Literacy Champion Gifts

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

Dark Ages

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'What does it say, Dad?'

Not much money, glory, or praise

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Good writing is good thinking

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Litterature

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

Teacher reading.

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

Man Holding Sign: 'Dyslexics of the World Unite.'

Dyslexia supprot staff

"If you're trying to keep secrets from me by spelling out the words. Might I remind you that I am in year ten!"

'He's Dyslexic.'