Writing Champion Gifts

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Couples' therapy

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"So, what are you reading?"

WHO checklist

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"His prose is so muscular."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"One of the failed candidates for the copywriters job wants to know 'wart was rong with his applicashun?'"

Angie Goff

Writer's Block

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Wear your pens with pride

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"