Literacy Champions Pillows

'He processed the words all by himself!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Teamwork

'What does it say, Dad?'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Good writing is good thinking

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

Spell-Check Bee

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Teacher reading.

Litterature

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

Dyslexia supprot staff