Readathon Champion Pillows

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Man reading in lamp

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Can't you read?'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"I don't know about you but I can't wait to get back to our book club!"

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Teacher reading.

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

Man reading while being surrounded by TV's

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

'He processed the words all by himself!'

'Don't do the funny voices Dad. You make the giant sound gay.'

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'

Dark Ages