Reading Challenge Enthusiast Pillows

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Time to try something new.

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Books or Junk Food.

Man reading in lamp

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Teacher reading.

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Who's Hoot

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'