Reading Challenge Enthusiast Gifts

Public Library. Check out books here. Sorry, Mr. Jones -- No Agatha Christie until you've finished Herman Melville.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Self-Help

A man and his dog both reading.

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Time to try something new.

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Man reading in lamp

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Books or Junk Food.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Who's Hoot

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Teacher reading.

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'