Impossible Challenge Lover Pillows

Ed was unlucky enough to find the needle in the haystack!

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

100k Desert Crawl

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

Time to try something new.

'What a control freak!'

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Needs more challenge.'

"Everything bagel?"

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Erno Rubik at home.

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

A shark swims into a desert island.

Because it's there!

'And it's a photo finish!'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Public Library. Check out books here. Sorry, Mr. Jones -- No Agatha Christie until you've finished Herman Melville.

Desert - Steep Hill sign.