Impossibility Lover Pillows

A shark swims into a desert island.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The David Blaine

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Space travel

Mime Tug-of-War

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'Not as easy as it looks?"

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Why stocks go up forever.

Magic Trick

Ah Ha!

Magician at the Airport

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Vik and Fabrini.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."