Impractical Fashion Lover Pillows

"Is it too revealing?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pastry Hat

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Snapshots in Time

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

The Eclectic Chair

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Hospital gown pageant.

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Joan Crawford junior

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"I got my hair straightened..."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."