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"Is it too revealing?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Snapshots in Time

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Easter Bonnet

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

The Eclectic Chair

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Joan Crawford junior

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"I got my hair straightened..."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'