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'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'Can't you read?'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Man reading in lamp

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

Teacher reading.

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"I don't know about you but I can't wait to get back to our book club!"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

Public Library. Check out books here. Sorry, Mr. Jones -- No Agatha Christie until you've finished Herman Melville.

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

Man reading while being surrounded by TV's

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

'He processed the words all by himself!'

'Don't do the funny voices Dad. You make the giant sound gay.'

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'