Media Literacy Champion Pillows

Prisoner of technology.

Hate Platforms

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

Inclusive speech

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Couples' therapy

Teamwork

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'What does it say, Dad?'

WHO checklist

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

TV Situations vacant.

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Spell-Check Bee

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

Bad Influence of TV

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."