Digital Literacy Crusader Pillows

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Hate Platforms

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

I.T. Fear

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'What does it say, Dad?'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Diner is served

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Spell-Check Bee

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"The one and only truth!"

Ideological positions in social networks

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Did you know the earth is flat? And dolphins can't really swim. Oh, airplanes are made of chocolate." "A 'Lie' lac tree."

"Fox again! C'mon man. Try the History Channel for once. Educate yourself dude."