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Prisoner of technology.

Hate Platforms

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

Inclusive speech

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Couples' therapy

Teamwork

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'What does it say, Dad?'

WHO checklist

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

The Expert

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

TV Situations vacant.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Spell-Check Bee

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

'The times they are a-changin'.'

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

Bad Influence of TV

Fakebook

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.