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"Did you know the earth is flat? And dolphins can't really swim. Oh, airplanes are made of chocolate." "A 'Lie' lac tree."

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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'What does it say, Dad?'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Spell-Check Bee

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Sewer Rats

'Can't you read?'

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Teacher reading.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."