Teaching Champion Gifts

"You're an excellent teacher, Ms. Danver, except for your me-against-them attitude."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Parents teacher conference.

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Start of the school year

Congratulations on your PGCE.

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Who gives you homework?"

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'He's Dyslexic.'