Kindergarten Champion Gifts

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The child is very illogical'

Children's education

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

Parents teacher conference.

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"Who gives you homework?"

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Tammy first, then Charles."