Childcare Captain Gifts

"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'The child is very illogical'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Working from Home

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.