Childcare Captain T-Shirts

"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'The child is very illogical'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Having nannies really changes you."

Mars Poppins

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Happy Tots Day Care.

Working from Home

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."