Childcare Champ Gifts

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'I'll see the ones with the clean underwear first.'

"Previous job, babysitter. What made you leave?"

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'The child is very illogical'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Fathers are Heroes

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Beware of teething baby.

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'