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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"I think this end is loaded."

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"