Dish Duty Daredevil Gifts

Pot washer.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Kitchen Tetris

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"They look so young and helpless."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm unable to process this image."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"More?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Funky Chef 2

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Not whale stew again.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'What the devil is that?

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.