Diaper Duty Champion Pillows

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

Tally chart for changing a child's nappy.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"You're growing up so fast..."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

Jim was always willing to help out with the baby wherever he could.

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: What's that stuff by the light switch?

Why it's called child-rearing.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I think this end is loaded."

"Does it come with instructions?"

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'