Nappy Changers Pillows

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"You're such a good listener little guy...you're pooping again aren't you?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Fitness Programme for babies

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'That never gets old.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Daisy Diaper Service

Toilet Training

Pampered Pets.

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Hey, anyone? I'd like some attention. Waaaaa!! You okay, baby? Now I see how this works.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

Baby's high fibre diet

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'