Nappy Changers Gifts

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"You're such a good listener little guy...you're pooping again aren't you?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Fitness Programme for babies

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'That never gets old.'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Daisy Diaper Service

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Toilet Training

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

Baby's high fibre diet

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'