Nappy Novelty Fan Gifts

Pampered Pets.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Baloneystini

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Pirates

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

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"I'm in for observation."

"Krazy straw"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Landlubbers ONLY!

"Leftovers"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Sausage

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

If the dragon was romantic.

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."