Diaper Changers Pillows

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Daisy Diaper Service

Googoo

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

3 days without an accident.

"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

"You're such a good listener little guy...you're pooping again aren't you?"

'I get that a lot.'

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'

'It's her ecological footprint.'