Diaper Enthusiast Pillows

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

A Tit for Tat.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'