Diaper Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Downward Drool" is ok, but if you want something challenging, try "forward-facing full diaper."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

A Tit for Tat.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Maternity Ward

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Pinata good bags.

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'