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'It creates more interest in the diapering class.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

"They look so young and helpless."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Free Hugs

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"I think this end is loaded."

Gangster Babies

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Gas Mask.

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

Why it's called child-rearing.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."