Nurture Enthusiast Gifts

Rent A Mom

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Population rocket

Mother's Love

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Earth Mother