Nurturer Enthusiast Gifts

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mother's Love

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Earth Mother

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'