Nurturer Enthusiast Mugs

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Population rocket

Mother's Love

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Earth Mother

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'