Newbie Nurturer Mugs

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

The Music Seed

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Population rocket

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mother's Love

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'