Nurturing Novice Mugs

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"First time pruning?"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"They look so young and helpless."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Triple whammy."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

The not-so-living wall

"Support the head!"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Gardening for Beginners

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

Amateurs...

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'Which of this stuff is good for me, and which of this stuff will I actually enjoy?'

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.