Nursery Novice Mugs

"They look so young and helpless."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"First time pruning?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Early Learning Today

"Do you smell something?"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Rocking Horse

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Fashion Nursery School

"Triple whammy."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Babies

Clown baby.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Fox Hunting

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

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