Nursery Ninja Mugs

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Coping with a strong-willed child

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

A Preschool of Fish

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Children's Nursery

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Fashion Nursery School

Clown baby.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Fox Hunting

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Cr�che Seige

Rocking Horse Birthday