Nanny Ninjas Mugs

We're off now, thanks for sitting,,,

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'The child is very illogical'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Tool Box

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'