Noise Ninjas Gifts

Regulars' Earphones

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Piano Keyboard

Building business relations.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Flute-a-licious.

"Can you keep a secret?"

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Thank goodness, somebody is doing something to improve IT security."

Camp Games

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'My ballet training comes in handy when I don't want the baby to wake up.'

Ninja

Must... Remember...

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

'This is our home's communications center.'