Note Ninjas Gifts

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Self help acupuncture

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Piano Keyboard

My other cello is a Stradivari

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

Knitted Kitty.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

Flute-a-licious.

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

Be the grass...

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Ninja

my boyfriend's a music producer...

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."