Nicotine Warriors Pillows

'Do the patches help?'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Nicotine Gum

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"They're infantilizing us!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'There you are - it works!'

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Turkey...cold turkey.

Healthy Ultimatum

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

No smoking graveyard.

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"Vaping! Vaping! Not taping. Stop vaping!"