Nicotine Warriors Pillows

'Do the patches help?'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There you are - it works!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Healthy Ultimatum

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

No smoking graveyard.

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

"Vaping! Vaping! Not taping. Stop vaping!"

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

'Chocolate? Got any cigarettes instead?'

'I know I don't look cool, but it's the only thing that's helped me stop smoking.'