Nicotine Quitter Mugs

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

Smokers.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

'I gave up smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

The Surgeon General's Army

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

Man carring plans

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'

Sitting bull and Custer share the peace nicotine patch

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'