Smoke Quitters Mugs

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

The little engine that wouldn't.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'Do the patches help?'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

'It's a nicotine patch.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

The Surgeon General's Army

"I hate my gym."

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

'I gave up smoking.'

Man carring plans

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'