Smoke Quitter Mugs

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

Smokers.

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I gave up smoking.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There you are - it works!'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Do the patches help?'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

Man carring plans

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."