Smoke Quitters Pillows

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Smokers.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

The little engine that wouldn't.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Do the patches help?'

'It's a nicotine patch.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

'I gave up smoking.'

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

The Surgeon General's Army

"I hate my gym."