Smokers Trying To Quit Pillows

"These nicotine patches are great! I can't find my fags anywhere!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

No Smoking.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

Nicotine Gum

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

Stop Smoking Program.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Does it come in menthol?"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Packey Bar.