Quit-smoking Quester Pillows

"I'm addicted to giving up smoking; I do it 30 times a day."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'There you are - it works!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

Smokers.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I gave up smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

The Surgeon General's Army