Smoker Turned Quitter Pillows

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Smokers.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I gave up smoking.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'