Smoker Struggling With Habits Pillows

'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'I gave up smoking.'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

The Surgeon General's Army

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"It's alright. Just let me know where I can get them."

Man carring plans

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

'Yeah, I quit smoking, but now I'm addicted to nicotine patches.'

Sitting bull and Custer share the peace nicotine patch

Long Limo Wait

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'I've finally decided to quit giving up.'