Frustrated Smoker Pillows

'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"The doctor will bill you now."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Smokers.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'I gave up smoking.'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

Man carring plans

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

"Eighty-five dollars, just to poke my head through the door! Doesn't that make you sick?"

Custer objects to passive smoking, and immediately launches the west into another great Indian war.

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line