Quitting Smokers Pillows

'Thanks to this new full body patch, my New Year's resolution is on day seven!!'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

No Smoking.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Nevermore.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Nicotine Gum

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Stop Smoking Program.

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'